Sympathy for the Disaster

I express sympathy for those who are in support of our president. He has called himself a “war president.” Clearly, George W. Bush is “The Disaster President.”

Young George has set the disaster bar at an unprecedented level. Never before has so much destruction and shame been wrecked upon America. For it all to have occurred on a single president’s watch is truly an unparalleled achievement. And yet, he may even bring more.

The amount of cognitive dissonance his supporters eat each day for breakfast, in order to continue believing in the nincompoop and his band of buffoons, must be extremely detrimental to digestion. On top of which, the resulting inability to appreciate irony must rob life of so much depth and color. It is very sad to consider, and I am very sad for all of those people.

Dumbasses.

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