You have to recognize that the Bush Administration has really done everyone a great favor when it comes to that thorny, old problem of establishing guilt. They’ve revolutionized the process, streamlined it for the modern age. Unhampered by the need to gather evidence or provide a jury or any of that silly prerogative writ crap, it’s so much easier now to just lock people up and start torturing them. How on earth did we ever manage with all that nonsense about due process and regular justice? Habeas Schmabeas, now that that’s out of the way, I’ve got plenty of time to watch my stock portfolio become engorged on the blood of fallen soldiers.

Thank you, you radical ideological ass-clowns, thank you so very much.


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