But Everyone’s Dying So Well

President Bush is all sad because congress wants the disaster he created in Iraq to end.

“But it’s going so well!” he exclaims. “Have you seen Halliburton’s stock prices? They’ve nearly tripled and they’re still climbing! What’s a few more dead soldiers, really?

“And so many of the troops, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this–this (he
chuckles slightly) is working very well for them.”


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