Excalibur

The XM892 has a multi-function unitary warhead.

George W. Bush thinks he is a multi-function unitary president, but he’s really just a jerk.

His rotating base/fin design allows him 360 degrees of empty opinions while he makes his base bleed.

His slip obturator is broken; lie after lie flies out of his mouth.

That he has any control or guidance is just a canard revealed by a fuzed, inductive interface.

Alberto, his completely jammed-up anti-jam GPS, is circumnavigating the toilet.

It’s time to pull the chain.

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