George W. Bush thinks he is a multi-function unitary president, but he’s really just a jerk.
His rotating base/fin design allows him 360 degrees of empty opinions while he makes his base bleed.
His slip obturator is broken; lie after lie flies out of his mouth.
That he has any control or guidance is just a canard revealed by a fuzed, inductive interface.
Alberto, his completely jammed-up anti-jam GPS, is circumnavigating the toilet.
It’s time to pull the chain.