Liberal Conservative Socialist Nationalist

Conservatives these days don’t conserve. Indeed, they clearly want the unfettered right to use all of our resources most liberally. Liberals, on the other hand, are most often heard trying to save various parts of the world in which we live from the un-checked greed of corporations.

So, let’s stop talking nonsense. You folks that like to think of yourselves as conservatives as you drive around in your gas-guzzling Reagan-mobiles should start calling yourselves Nationalists, because that’s what you are.

And the others, the tree-huggers, the dirt-worshippers that want everyone to just get along and enjoy the general welfare, you call yourselves Socialists, because that’s what you are.

And you’re all a bunch of assholes.


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